obsessed with tragedies that were almost comedies and comedies that were almost tragedies and comedies in which the happy ending is actually tragic
“romeo and juliet were just dumb horny kids; they didn’t REALLY love each other” L + ratio + their first conversation forms a sonnet + they are both traumatized and seeking gentleness wherever they can get it + teenagers can have deep and important emotions too + your high school english teacher is not gonna resign because you didn’t like the play
“romeo should have checked” girl she was a corpse. she was a corpse in a crypt. She took a magic “looking like a corpse” potion and then they buried her and then romeo found her fully 100% buried what are you TALKING about
Tumblr’s propensity to communicate about current events exclusively via Supernatural memes, while present, is often grossly overstated. For example, I just found out about the Russian military insurrection via a Fate/stay night meme, which is honestly a little concerning.
Boring: they’re all found
Better: the find the submarine empty
Even better: only one person left
Best: completely new person found alone on submarine
It’s D B Cooper
this whole oceangate submarine fiasco has actually led to a lot of interesting talks and debates about the grey area of human empathy vs the inclination to recoil at the bizarre behaviors of the ultra wealthy and how people struggle with both ideas and is actually very interesting to watch play out in different types of people
instead of mourning some stupid billionaires, please consider donating to sos mediterranée, sea watch, and sos humanity, three NGOs assisting asylum seekers in the mediterranean sea